The Orchid Scam.
I’m all about buying clearanced Orchids at Lowe’s. I don’t care that they’ve lost their pretty little flowers, the plant itself is more valuable. This is particularly reinforced by the fact my $10 Walmart-purchased Orchid is now in spike. How I justify a lot of things is by being able to still be interested in them a year after the initial “bam” of a buying frenzy. If I can keep a certain variety of plant alive for at least a year then I feel it’s safe to say that I can keep doing it.
With that in mind I didn’t really hesitate when I saw numerous Dendrobium Orchids clearanced at Lowe’s the other day. Dropping the price of a 6″ pot down to $13 from $25, and the 4″ pots being dropped down to a mere $7.
Matthew has mentioned buying an African Violet ( I think - but I’ve heard of this happening at Lowe’s) that wasn’t really a 6″ “big” type, but two of the much, much smaller ones carefully stuck together. Big scam. AVs don’t usually grow to be in very big pots unless they’re a special variety… otherwise your average African Violets will stay in those tiny little pots you buy them in forever. They like being root bound and if they’re not, well… they won’t flower because they’re just too “comfortable” in their roomy big pot to consider blooming to reproduce. All the energy that would go into blooming is transfered into growing the roots to fill whatever vast container they happen to be in.
The point of this though, is that the same thing happened with my recent Orchid purchases. These “cheapo” orchids are usually packed so tightly into their plastic coffins with the moss there is absolutely no hope of getting the roots air (Orchids are epiphytes afterall!) or keeping them from rotting away, taking the plant along with it to Orchid Heaven. So, in this delicate process of loosing the moss and all that fun, I noticed that the Orchid pretty much fell into two pieces… quite unusual. I quickly realized by looking at the roots (so crampacked full of moss it was ridiculous) that they were indeed two very separate plants. I found that highly odd for a plant in a 4″ pot, but then it happened again to the 6″ pot. Technically the 6″ pot had three, but one of them only had a tiny little piece, a baby… so now that one is “sphag & bag” fun.
I’d be quite pissed if I had paid full price… in the fact that this huge plant is not actually a huge plant, but several put together. As it stands, I’m kind of happy about it, sort of… I got four (maybe five if I can keep the tiny baby alive) for the price of… well… ONE. ;)